This is what happens when it gets quiet in the house and mommy has to go and find where the usually noisy toddler is up to...(it's Balmex or diaper rash cream) he decided to not only decorate his face and neck and arms, but also our love seat, he figured the brown micro-suede couch was boring and needed some patterned designs... yea...lucky for me (and him) micro-suede is heaven sent and just about everything comes out of it, even rash cream.